Third "Nile" virus is coming!

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Third "Nile" virus is coming!

Postby CliveandJoan » Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:48 pm

I thought you’d want to know about this new e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot eradicate this one. It appears to affect people born prior to 1965.




Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
Done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
That too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
Yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
Aha!

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
That one too!

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
Oh no, not again!

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND.."
I hate that!

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."
Oh No!



IT’S CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
2005 Landcruiser 3.0l D4-D followed by 2008 Heritage 640 ES(T)

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