First Christmas Joke

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First Christmas Joke

Postby greengraSS » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:58 am

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolise?'


The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......

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Re: First Christmas Joke

Postby IanandAlyson » Wed May 03, 2017 7:39 pm

Just spoken to an insomniac (may) and he was really excited.
" what you so excited at ?" I asked
There's only 3 sleeps till Christmas he said.


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