Vacation
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 9:28 am
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here
in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home
for $5,000.
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would
have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him, “why would you spend $5,000 to have
her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here,
and it would only cost $150?"
The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!"
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here
in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home
for $5,000.
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would
have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him, “why would you spend $5,000 to have
her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here,
and it would only cost $150?"
The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!"