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Is romance really dead

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:05 am
by greengraSS
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a TEXT:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “ I am on the toilet. Please advise."