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Leroy'sHearing

Postby AllanandJackie » Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:09 am

In a Tottenham church on Sunday morning a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line and when it was his turn the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher gently put the little finger of his left hand in Leroy's ear and placed his right hand on top of Leroy's head.
He then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.





After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy how is your hearing now?"


Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."

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