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Postby richardB » Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:02 am

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. 
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! 
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. 
This is how it manifests itself: 
I decide to water my garden. 
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. 
As I head towards the garage, I notice post on the porch table that I picked up from the postman earlier. 
I decide to go through it before I wash the car. 
I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full. 
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first. 
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the Postbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. 
I take my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only one cheque left. 
My extra cheques are in the desk in my study, so I go into the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking. 
I'm going to look for my cheques but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. 
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup. 
As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water. 
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. 
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. 
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the kitchen table. 
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV,I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. 
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. 
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. 
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. 
At the end of the day: 
The car isn't washed 
The bills aren't paid 
There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface 
The flowers don't have enough water, 
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book, 
I can't find the remote, 
I can't find my glasses, 
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys. 
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all bloody day and I'm really tired. 
I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail..... 
Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I can't remember who the hell I've sent it to. 
Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!   

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