Doctors Cure

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Doctors Cure

Postby CliveandJoan » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:39 pm

A married woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s anger.

The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?”

The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. On these days my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. He scares me.”

The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and do not swallow water until your husband leaves the room or calms down.”

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the hospital to see the doctor looking fresh and happy.

The woman says: “Doctor that was a wonderful idea! Every time my husband started losing his temper, I swished with water and did not swallowed ,he calmed right down in a few minutes! How does a glass of water do that?”

The Doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.
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